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Post by hidenori on Mar 29, 2005 8:27:30 GMT -5
this is no suggestion (box) thread. this is where you can post everything u hear which u think funny, say watcha think about it and share a heap of your laughs. guess it's all clear.  |
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Post by hidenori on Mar 29, 2005 8:32:47 GMT -5
10 WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD:
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to
turn the
bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when
vacuuming, of
running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,
reaching
over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to
give the
vacuum one more chance.
3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection
(lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this
will
somehow "remove" all the germs.
4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering
for one
armrest in a movie theater.
5. FRUST (frust) n. The small "line" of debris that refuses to be
swept onto
the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
finally
decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.
7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always
letting
the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when
you're only
six inches away.
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hahahaha
^ required
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Post by tEchNY|koLouR|gEek on Apr 20, 2005 4:00:28 GMT -5
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1. hey! you put the diaper on the wrong end.
2. wow.. ang cute.. ng diaper.
3. (talking to the mom) di ba sabi ko sau wag kng pupunta sa ZOO pag buntis ka!
4. ang cute... ung PUGS nio mukhang baby.
5. (talking to d guy) you should wear a condom next tym.
6. (talking to d girl) never ever get pregnant again ok.
7. it's too early for the halloween.
8. did he come with a warranty.. i would return it if I were you.
9. you know guys.. i know a good exorcist.
10. does he says "my precious" a lot?
11. so what's his nickname? Quasi??
12. thank God i did not mend up with you.
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Post by mszweird0o on Jun 25, 2005 6:12:31 GMT -5
wow! ang cute naman oskie... natawa ako dun...  ;D   |
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Post by tEchNY|koLouR|gEek on Jun 28, 2005 19:38:59 GMT -5
hey.. wait lang kayo.. kasi ill post alot of things pa here in this thread.. medyo walang tym muna ako ngaun so just wait.. i have a lot in stored here (tama ba yun?)
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Post by mszweird0o on Jun 29, 2005 4:42:27 GMT -5
cant wait to see those online quizzes! bilisan mo.. heheh... joke lan po...
nga pla... no pla course mo? com eng ba?
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Post by tEchNY|koLouR|gEek on Jul 5, 2005 19:18:18 GMT -5
hindi.. com sci poe
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Post by saladfingers on Jul 6, 2005 7:27:26 GMT -5
Post something funny. Aight.
"Susan gets to be the next president, some say."
Now that's funny. Fucking ridiculous. This the most stupid thing I've heard in a week.
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Post by tEchNY|koLouR|gEek on Jul 11, 2005 4:07:01 GMT -5
that wont happen... may the lord hear me please... not susan please!!!
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marhain
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Post by marhain on Jul 12, 2005 21:53:07 GMT -5
if susan will be the nxt president of the phil...
ano pang mangyayari........
magtiyaga na lng tau kay gloria
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Post by tEchNY|koLouR|gEek on Jul 18, 2005 4:00:12 GMT -5
change topic... sumthing funnyy.. we're getting serious here..
basta w8 lng kau ill post tlaga alot of things... mejo busy lng tlga skul..
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Post by mszweird0o on Jul 25, 2005 22:48:14 GMT -5
this isnt funnie... but weird tho... check this site... www.postsecret.blogspot.comsome of people's secrets there... i find em funnie... some gave me weird feeLings bout what life could be to other people... my most favorite secret there that was posted by... i dunno: "When i was little, i wish upon a star for my dad to die..." -->in my case... i used to idolized and really love my dad... but gosh.. eberything's changed! still love him but not the same before,... sometimes i wish he'd fuccin die!   another funnie secret... "when im mad at my husband... i put buggarS (not sure of the spellin!) in his soup." yucky.. but funnie... =] |
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Post by mszweird0o on Jul 25, 2005 22:54:56 GMT -5
PAG MURA ANG SONGHITS NA NABILI MO....I decided long ago, never to walk in edu manzano... (I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadow) Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember... it
was late afternoon! (I'll always remember, it was late afternoon) All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be
you're like my mother,supposed to be you're like
my sister (close to me you're like my mother... close to me you're like my sister) Where's the Love - People killing, people flying,
children hurt an living, crying... (People killing, people dying; children hurt and you hear them crying) Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE
me... (so kiss me and smile for me...) Usher & Alicia's My Boo - It started when we were
younger you were NINE... (It started when we were younger you were mine) Eto pa: ...and you were my BEYBLADE... it
started when were younger you were FINE...
hehehe....(eto isa sa mga naging favorites, hehehe...) If I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys - "some people
want TAMBOURINES.." (diamond rings) Britney's Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST
is killing me... and I........ (My loneliness....) Thumbthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked
down by an elephant, my mommas's gonna bring
me down... (I get knocked down, but I get up again...) Crush by Jennifer Paige - "i-splash, a little crush.."("it's just.. a little crush..") Red Hot's Californication - "Viva Californication...."(Dream of Californication...) - pramis! guilty ako dito >teta< No scrubs, TLC - "A scrub is a guy who thinks he's
fine but is also known as a BUS STOP" (buster) Waterfalls by TLC: Don't go JASON waterfalls... (Chasin') John Mayer - You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND...
You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND I'll use my hands (Body is a wonderland) Baa Baa Black Sheep: "Baa baa black sheep,
heavy on the road..."
With A Smile by Eraserheads: "lift ur HAND.. baby
dont be scared.. of the things that could go wrong
along the way.. (HEAD!!!) Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal: maaaaaaaaaag... , magdamag mong sasabihin........ On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the reason, I'M DOWN... ABANDON ME... (I'm down on bended knee) Soul of Christ... sat beside me... (sanctify me! ) ETO ANG "THE BEST!" Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you
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Post by tEchNY|koLouR|gEek on Jul 28, 2005 1:47:54 GMT -5
nabasa ko na yan sa email ko..
newaiz.. nakakatuwa ylga cia.. guilty ako dun sa Scrub... akala ko tlga yun yon..
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marhain
band member
silent whispers late at midnight... am i dreaming? why are you looking at me? is your cold touch rea
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Post by marhain on Jul 29, 2005 23:09:50 GMT -5
ako sa my boo...
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