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Post by hidenori on Sept 26, 2005 10:27:04 GMT -5
from someone else's blognuts...
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
* On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
* On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
* On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
* Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
* On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating
* On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body
* On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine Do not drive car or operate machinery
* On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness
* On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children
* On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
* On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use
* On Sainsbury's Peanuts Warning: contains nuts
* On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
* On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ahahahahaha ahahaha ahahahahaheererer*coughs* *coughs* ehem ehem ahahahahahahaha ahahahaha
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Post by hidenori on Oct 5, 2005 3:51:15 GMT -5
from someone's bulletin post:
"... then nagbangka kami patawid ng ilog para makarating kami ng Navotas. Di namin alam yung name ng ilog so, itago na lang natin ito sa pangalang, camnava area river. Napansin namin yug mga insekto na nakadikit sa mga barko, kaya tinawag namin itong... ... ... ...
SHIPIS!..."
hahaha
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