Post by saladfingers on Apr 17, 2006 3:10:38 GMT -5
Okay, so I'm bored. Let's have a game. Well, not technically a game. But..
Anyways, I just read a bunch of magazines with stories about fans meeting their idols. Celeb idols. So I thought, hey their chances at meeting somebody famous is as good as ours, so spill your hidden fantasies. Who's your favoritest celebrity? What's your ideal place, time to meet them? And if given that chance, what do you think would you do?
Scenario #1: IF I were to meet Kristin Kreuk...
Preferably, I'd like it to be in an airplane. Seated next to her, no less. That way, she'll have no choice but listen to me stutter, gag and gawk at her. Also, she can't have her seat changed so she would have to bear with it. The scenario will be close to this:
After getting over being completely nervous and star-struck, I probably wouldn't stop talking.
Flight Attendant: Good day, ma'am. Peanuts?
Me: This is Kristin Kreuk!
Flight Attendant: How about something to drink?
Me: I'm sitting next to Kristin Kreuk!
Flight Attendant: Okay maybe Pretzels?
Me: Hey, have you met Kristin? This is Kristin Kreuk, and I'm sitting next to her. Me! ME! *passes out*
Scenario #2: IF I were to meet Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron...
Ideally, I want it to be in an airplane, too. Entrapment at its best. Bwahahaha!
After a good 5 minutes of staring at her, I would quickly grab my lifesize Angelina Jolie/Charlize Theron poster and sharpie that I carry for just such occassions, and of course my camera or videocam which I added to my very own Angelina Jolie/Charlize Theron stalker kit™.(That's right, I already had it copyrighten under my ownership. Hihihi. I own the phrase 'stalker kit' now! ;D) Then I'd harass her to autograph every inch of my skin then I'd take pictures of her til she gets blinded by the flashes and do all those freakish stalker things until they have no choice but throw me out of the plane. *evil laugh*
Also, if it were Angelina I'd barrage her with questions like, "You whore, I thought you never had any relationship with Brad Pitt. You said so in your January 2006 (yup, very stalker-ish) Reader's Digest interview. I believe your exact words were, 'I have enough lovers. I don't need Brad.' Yet now your tummy's bloated because you fucked each other senseless!"
^^ Nah. I wouldn't be able to do all those things. I would've passed out from the very beginning.
Scenario #3: IF I were to meet Brandon Boyd or Tom Welling or Jude Law or Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt...
Forget getting all nervous and shit. Fuck asking 20 questions. I'd skip all those getting star-struck phase and go straight to humping his leg. Hahahahaha! It doesn't matter if our encounter will be on a street or on a plane 20,000 feet off the ground, I'll still dry-hump him. Hahahaha! ;D
Okay, your turn. Post away!
Anyways, I just read a bunch of magazines with stories about fans meeting their idols. Celeb idols. So I thought, hey their chances at meeting somebody famous is as good as ours, so spill your hidden fantasies. Who's your favoritest celebrity? What's your ideal place, time to meet them? And if given that chance, what do you think would you do?
Scenario #1: IF I were to meet Kristin Kreuk...
Preferably, I'd like it to be in an airplane. Seated next to her, no less. That way, she'll have no choice but listen to me stutter, gag and gawk at her. Also, she can't have her seat changed so she would have to bear with it. The scenario will be close to this:
After getting over being completely nervous and star-struck, I probably wouldn't stop talking.
Flight Attendant: Good day, ma'am. Peanuts?
Me: This is Kristin Kreuk!
Flight Attendant: How about something to drink?
Me: I'm sitting next to Kristin Kreuk!
Flight Attendant: Okay maybe Pretzels?
Me: Hey, have you met Kristin? This is Kristin Kreuk, and I'm sitting next to her. Me! ME! *passes out*
Scenario #2: IF I were to meet Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron...
Ideally, I want it to be in an airplane, too. Entrapment at its best. Bwahahaha!
After a good 5 minutes of staring at her, I would quickly grab my lifesize Angelina Jolie/Charlize Theron poster and sharpie that I carry for just such occassions, and of course my camera or videocam which I added to my very own Angelina Jolie/Charlize Theron stalker kit™.(That's right, I already had it copyrighten under my ownership. Hihihi. I own the phrase 'stalker kit' now! ;D) Then I'd harass her to autograph every inch of my skin then I'd take pictures of her til she gets blinded by the flashes and do all those freakish stalker things until they have no choice but throw me out of the plane. *evil laugh*
Also, if it were Angelina I'd barrage her with questions like, "You whore, I thought you never had any relationship with Brad Pitt. You said so in your January 2006 (yup, very stalker-ish) Reader's Digest interview. I believe your exact words were, 'I have enough lovers. I don't need Brad.' Yet now your tummy's bloated because you fucked each other senseless!"
^^ Nah. I wouldn't be able to do all those things. I would've passed out from the very beginning.
Scenario #3: IF I were to meet Brandon Boyd or Tom Welling or Jude Law or Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt...
Forget getting all nervous and shit. Fuck asking 20 questions. I'd skip all those getting star-struck phase and go straight to humping his leg. Hahahahaha! It doesn't matter if our encounter will be on a street or on a plane 20,000 feet off the ground, I'll still dry-hump him. Hahahaha! ;D
Okay, your turn. Post away!