Post by saladfingers on Aug 6, 2005 4:52:33 GMT -5
Ang lungkot ng message board, sooo I'll try to cheer you guys up.
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What's so special on the 27th? Yup, you guessed it right, it's Kristine birthday. Woohoo!!
[glow=red,2,300]HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE![/glow]
Let's clap our hands. . . . I said, clap your hands, goddameet!
Ehem.
Anyway, she texted me, just recently and we talked about stuff and ofcourse about her upcoming birthday celebration. Weehee! Okay, clap your hands ulit. Isa pa. Isa pa ulit. Tapos, last na lang. Ayan. Good. ;D
AND I . . . *coughs* uh, I mean, SHE decided that she will treat us to any restaurant of our choice. Sosyal, diba. Rich kid yan si tin eh. *wink* I suggested that Shakey's will be the ideal place. Yes, yung bagong Shakey's dun sa gas station sa may sucat, bago mag SM. Kasi, accessible sa lahat since, of course, the entire class of IV-Wisdom are invited soo I. . . eheeeeeem... she pala, she had to consider some of our former classmates that lives in Sucat kaya ayun, Shakey's na ang place!
Tapos Kristine proposed this really stupid idea of hiring a mascot. A mascot?! How ridiculous, diba? Helloooow. Ano tayo bata? So ofcourse, being the genius that I am *dodges knifes thrown by readers* rejected her proposal and suggested that we have clowns instead. Oh diba bongga!! Hihihi. Uupakan ko kumontra saken! Sige ano! Ha? Ha? Ha!!
About the dress code naman, you can wear whatever you want. Be it lola panties with matching blusang itim or even a gown. Bahala kayo. Kristine is not very particular with her guest's dress naman, kasi she will be wearing an avant-garde hotpink halter top with neon green lining on the sides with gold sequines and purple ruffles on the sleeves. Yes, may sleeves yung halter-top niya. Tapos leather tight pants with flower embroideries on the crotch. On the crotch, yes. Finally, she'll be wearing a snake skin boots that has metal whatnots on the heel. Gusto pa nga ni Kristine magsuot ng hairdress kaso I discouraged her kasi I don't want her to look like stupid naman. Ayoko siyang magmukang bakulaw na bading on her special day. Yes, I'm a really good friend. Always concerned for her welfare. ;D
And about the gifts. All of you are required to bring gifts. Not just any gifts, mind you! The minimun price is 10,000 Php. Tapos 2 ang dapat nyong dalhin. Syempre para sa akin yung isa. Ang titigas naman ng muka niyo kung si Kristine lang ang dadalhan niyo. Nyahahaha!
Most importantly, hindi, I repeat HINDI pwede magdala ng ibang friends. Limited ang visitors kasi 1 family size pizza lang ang handa ni Kristine. Hati-hati nalang tayo dun. Kailangan talaga tipid kasi gumastos ng sobra si Kristine sa damit niya. Galing pa ng Amazon jungle ang boots niya tapos yung dress niya galing pang Vietnam. Exotic diba? Tapos magdala narin kayo ng jug ng tubig dahil walang drinks sa party ni Kristine. Kung wala kayong pambili ng tubig, eh ngayon palang magsahod na kayo ng tubig ulan para sa 27th isang drum na ng tubig ang dala niyo. Wag kayong maginarte mahirap na talaga ngayon ang buhay. Ngayon pa't nagbabayad si Kristine ng Tax para sa bagong implanted na boobs niya. Oo, may tax na ang mga transplant ngayon lalo na yung kay Kristine dahil imbes na silicon ay ni-request niya na feathers nalang ang ilagay. ;D
Finally, wag na kayong magtaka kung magiinarte si Kristine at magpapanggap na hindi niya alam ang pinagsasabi ko. Ganyan talaga yan mahilig mag-pretend. Nahuli ko nga yan dati sa may Quezon City na namimigay ng leaflets at kaway ng kaway. She's pretending daw kasi na beauty queen siya. Haaay ewan ko ba kay Kristine, very weird ang choices ng recreational activities niya. What can I say, she's a very unique girl. In unique, I mean, very very much different. Actually she even has her anus in reverse. Instead of dispelling wastes from her body, it sucks toxics to her body. Weird, noh? Anal-retentive takes on an entirely different meaning now, huh?
So mark the 27th on your calendar as a red day, as in super important. If *knocks on wood* someone dear to you dies on the 27th, slap them awake and tell them to hold on a bit and die the next day instead since you can't be bothered with mourning and all that shit on Kristine's birthday. Soo that's about it. Ciao!
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What's so special on the 27th? Yup, you guessed it right, it's Kristine birthday. Woohoo!!
[glow=red,2,300]HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTINE![/glow]
Let's clap our hands. . . . I said, clap your hands, goddameet!
Ehem.
Anyway, she texted me, just recently and we talked about stuff and ofcourse about her upcoming birthday celebration. Weehee! Okay, clap your hands ulit. Isa pa. Isa pa ulit. Tapos, last na lang. Ayan. Good. ;D
AND I . . . *coughs* uh, I mean, SHE decided that she will treat us to any restaurant of our choice. Sosyal, diba. Rich kid yan si tin eh. *wink* I suggested that Shakey's will be the ideal place. Yes, yung bagong Shakey's dun sa gas station sa may sucat, bago mag SM. Kasi, accessible sa lahat since, of course, the entire class of IV-Wisdom are invited soo I. . . eheeeeeem... she pala, she had to consider some of our former classmates that lives in Sucat kaya ayun, Shakey's na ang place!
Tapos Kristine proposed this really stupid idea of hiring a mascot. A mascot?! How ridiculous, diba? Helloooow. Ano tayo bata? So ofcourse, being the genius that I am *dodges knifes thrown by readers* rejected her proposal and suggested that we have clowns instead. Oh diba bongga!! Hihihi. Uupakan ko kumontra saken! Sige ano! Ha? Ha? Ha!!
About the dress code naman, you can wear whatever you want. Be it lola panties with matching blusang itim or even a gown. Bahala kayo. Kristine is not very particular with her guest's dress naman, kasi she will be wearing an avant-garde hotpink halter top with neon green lining on the sides with gold sequines and purple ruffles on the sleeves. Yes, may sleeves yung halter-top niya. Tapos leather tight pants with flower embroideries on the crotch. On the crotch, yes. Finally, she'll be wearing a snake skin boots that has metal whatnots on the heel. Gusto pa nga ni Kristine magsuot ng hairdress kaso I discouraged her kasi I don't want her to look like stupid naman. Ayoko siyang magmukang bakulaw na bading on her special day. Yes, I'm a really good friend. Always concerned for her welfare. ;D
And about the gifts. All of you are required to bring gifts. Not just any gifts, mind you! The minimun price is 10,000 Php. Tapos 2 ang dapat nyong dalhin. Syempre para sa akin yung isa. Ang titigas naman ng muka niyo kung si Kristine lang ang dadalhan niyo. Nyahahaha!
Most importantly, hindi, I repeat HINDI pwede magdala ng ibang friends. Limited ang visitors kasi 1 family size pizza lang ang handa ni Kristine. Hati-hati nalang tayo dun. Kailangan talaga tipid kasi gumastos ng sobra si Kristine sa damit niya. Galing pa ng Amazon jungle ang boots niya tapos yung dress niya galing pang Vietnam. Exotic diba? Tapos magdala narin kayo ng jug ng tubig dahil walang drinks sa party ni Kristine. Kung wala kayong pambili ng tubig, eh ngayon palang magsahod na kayo ng tubig ulan para sa 27th isang drum na ng tubig ang dala niyo. Wag kayong maginarte mahirap na talaga ngayon ang buhay. Ngayon pa't nagbabayad si Kristine ng Tax para sa bagong implanted na boobs niya. Oo, may tax na ang mga transplant ngayon lalo na yung kay Kristine dahil imbes na silicon ay ni-request niya na feathers nalang ang ilagay. ;D
Finally, wag na kayong magtaka kung magiinarte si Kristine at magpapanggap na hindi niya alam ang pinagsasabi ko. Ganyan talaga yan mahilig mag-pretend. Nahuli ko nga yan dati sa may Quezon City na namimigay ng leaflets at kaway ng kaway. She's pretending daw kasi na beauty queen siya. Haaay ewan ko ba kay Kristine, very weird ang choices ng recreational activities niya. What can I say, she's a very unique girl. In unique, I mean, very very much different. Actually she even has her anus in reverse. Instead of dispelling wastes from her body, it sucks toxics to her body. Weird, noh? Anal-retentive takes on an entirely different meaning now, huh?
So mark the 27th on your calendar as a red day, as in super important. If *knocks on wood* someone dear to you dies on the 27th, slap them awake and tell them to hold on a bit and die the next day instead since you can't be bothered with mourning and all that shit on Kristine's birthday. Soo that's about it. Ciao!
