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Post by saladfingers on Mar 3, 2006 5:51:20 GMT -5
Oo may sinend ka gaga ka! Nung sinubukan kong i-open iyung isa document na naka-attch dun sa message mo, nag Virus warning yung PC ko. Adik ka!!!!
Hoy talong miss na kita! Bakit ngayon ka lang nagparamdam! Nga pala March 14 na start ng Season 5 ng Smallville! Whoot! Whoot!
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Post by hidenori on Mar 11, 2006 20:43:57 GMT -5
;D Hehehe sorry, I just watched Brokeback Mountain... So yeah.... Dammit. I still can't get those yucky visuals out of my head didn't get to watch it on theaters.. wla kasi sa sm cinemas, sa ATC lng yung pinakamalapit. haven't seen it on dvd yet.. pero papanoorin ko talaga. hu's mo how was the movie? u liked it? ratings ne. -- about the yucky visuals, " ... a movie about a love that is denied by the society because it is different. but i think, in love, the diffence only lies on the intensity... so to all gays out there, male and female, this award is for all of you! to all those who are in Taiwan, China and Hongkong, Shi zhang yi(it sounded something like that)" ~ Ang Lee, 78 Academy Awards
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Post by hidenori on Mar 11, 2006 21:12:40 GMT -5
i love the "purple people series" haha funny
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 16, 2006 7:18:28 GMT -5
I gotta few more... Not very funny ones really, I'm running out of pics not to mention ideas, sorry. Lana: *Dancing* Yay! I love the rain! La-da-da-laaa......... Oh NO! Lana: Crap!.... *sputters out water* This was my new outfit, dang it!
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 16, 2006 7:27:30 GMT -5
Lex: Ha! I got you cornered now, Clark! Behold the greatest weapon known to mankind! Clark: Oh yeah? Bring it on, baldy! Clark: Ahhhhhhhh! Dammit! Clark No fair! Ugh. Damn water guns!
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 16, 2006 7:52:11 GMT -5
I'll post more tomorrow... just have to study for my final exam
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 20, 2006 22:19:24 GMT -5
The Monster Inc. Series Part 1 [/color][/b][/center] Lana: *hums happily* Chloe is such a good friend. I can't thank her enough for letting me use her PC. Hmmm... so how do I access my files again? *clicks mouse repeatedly* Lana: *scans folder contents* Chloe's files, Program files, Shared Documents... Hmmm.. Oh! What's this? *clicks open an unnamed folder* Lana: *gets cross-eyed* What the fuck... Chloe: Lana... Lana: Chloe I--uh... I di---didn't mean to pry... I was... I'm sorry. Chloe: I guess it's pointless denying it now that you've seen everything. *takes a deep breath* Lana, I have a confession to make... Lana: ...You do? Uhm--what is it? Chloe: That picture you just saw is.... He---uhm she...I uh. Goddammit. That thing was me before the surgery. I'm sorry for keeping the truth for so long. I just didn't think you'll understand. Lana: What...? Get the fuck away from me. I can't believe I've been best friends with a Martian. Chloe: *cries then whispers to self after Lana leaves* I'll get my revenge Lana Lang. You'll feel what it's like to get rejected because of your looks. Hmph! The End
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 20, 2006 22:24:24 GMT -5
P.S. Ang taray ng boobage mo Nyok. Porn star ang dating, hayyuuuup! Hoy adik ka, kung nasaan ka man. Ang tagal na namin kaw hinahanap ni Hide. Sosyal ka hindi ka na mahagilap!
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 20, 2006 22:37:29 GMT -5
Part II Clark: Mmmm... God, you're so pretty Lana. Lana: Thanks Clark. You don't look so bad yourself. *wink* Lana: Wanna take it to the next level? Clark: *eyes widen* Y--you mean it? Uhm... sure! I--uh.. I'll just go lock the door, so nobody will walk in on us. Lana: *giggles* Sure thing. Hurry up! Lana: *gets a weird feeling* Oh no! This can't be happening. I'm so close to banging Clark. Dammit! Argh... *whole body shakes uncontrolably before a blinding light envelopes her* Clark: Yay, I'm gonna get laid! Lana, here I come! Clark: Lana? Lana, where are you? Mysterious person: *whispers to self* Oh shit! Clark: *sees the mysterious person* Excuse me, who are you? I've locked the doors... and I don't remember seeing anybody enter the room. Mysterious person: I--uh.. I was just *clears throat* Ehem! *whispers to self* Shit, shit, SHIT! I still have my voice! Clark: *gasp* What the fucking hell... Lana, is that you? What in God's name happened to your face? Lana "the Lochness Monster": You have to understand, Clark. None of this is my fault. This horrid transformation started just last month. I don't know what caused it, but I just turn into this---this disgusting creature at random... Clark: I--I can't believe it... How... *grips stomach* I think I'm gonna hurl.. Lana "the Lochness Monster": Oh c'mon Clark don't be such an ass. Just moments ago you were shoving your tongue down my throat and now I disgust you? You self-centered jerk! Clark: Shut up! You're interpreting things waaay out of context! How the fuck do you expect me to even kiss you, much less touch you with a face like that. Ugh. Stay away! Lana "the Lochness Monster": ... What? *gets teary eyed* Clark.. I love you... You have to see past this, I'm still Lana Lang. Please look at me... *approaches Clark* Clark: Don't even think about it! Keep away you burnt piece of crap! Clark: Are you deaf now? I said get away! No, no, no! Stay away! Ahhh! *runs out of the room* Lana "the Lochness Monster": Clark! Wait, come back here! Lana "the Lochness Monster": This is so unfair... The End
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Post by hidenori on Mar 20, 2006 22:38:49 GMT -5
hayup to! binaboy si yolando
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 26, 2006 0:49:42 GMT -5
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Post by cuyahoga on Mar 26, 2006 2:38:31 GMT -5
ano ka freakan 2..!hehehe, peace!
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Post by cuyahoga on Mar 26, 2006 2:39:52 GMT -5
fuck u ka, ur going to hell bitch pati pic ko, ulol ka..!
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 26, 2006 5:21:09 GMT -5
Sorry na! Ano ka ba, joke lang yun eh. Pikon to. Why do people keep telling me to go to hell? Papunta na, tangna minamadali pako. Hehehe.
Hoooy Nyok, wag ka na magalit.
Anyway, anong "ano ka freakan 2..!"? Nag-german ka bigla? Heh.
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Post by mszweird0o on Mar 26, 2006 10:42:36 GMT -5
hahahahahahaha! grabe! ang saya nung episode ni yolando! grabe. laugh trip to! kahit gabi na ang halakhak ko.. wala akong pakelam. sobrang nashock ako sa edition na to. hahahahahaha... nga pla ung babypics. ang saya rin kaya lang di ko maview ung pics ni kelly clarkson and kristen kreuk.
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