I read it! I was in computer class when I received it. Grabe I was literally laughing my ass off! I kept chocking on my own spit coz I tried muffling my laughters! Kung namatay ako kasalanan mo Ces! I swear, I've never laughed so hard in MY ENTIRE life!
Okay, since you wanted our opinions, here's mine...
Case #1: Marvin - My first impression was, 'Ok just some random nerd pic, no biggie' But when I read his profile and the comments, I was like NO EFFING WAY! But I've got to give the guy some credit, he sure has balls. Damn big metaphorical balls! Maybe his testicles compensate for his spiteful facial features, maybe he's got 3? Or 4? And maybe they change colors when aroused? Coz it's really mind-boggling where he gets such confidence to say those things. Sex, orgy and boobies? Tangina, the closest thing you'll ever get to experiencing sex is by fucking your own mother you fugly son of a bitch! Ugh!
Try looking up the word 'conceited' and a pic of this guy's face appears with the word's definition, along with a disfigured green penis on the side. Fucking asswipe. Scary sya, seriously. Mukang rapist tangina...
This shouldn't be tolerated! I shall start a movement! To those expecting mothers or those with babies, if your sons resemble this guy even in the slightest... KILL HIM NOW! Spare the world of such evilness and SLIT THE GODDAMNED KID'S THROAT! NOW!
Case #2: Jon - I'm not sure which, but did he place his hands behind his head to
try to project a macho image or was it for the purpose of accentuating his godawful hair? Either way, the guy's in serious need of sexual satisfaction. The pic screams "Oh Please somebody bed me! I know I'm ugly but I just want to pro-create. So please please fuck me. See my man-boobs? Cute noh?"
Case #3: Ranma - This guy is scary. Seriously. What's his problem kaya? I can't help but wonder how his angry face looks like, given how crunched up his face is even though he's calm. Partida pa yan, studio pic pa yan. The guy taking the picture must be like, "For the love of God can you please smile?" Then maybe Mr. Ranma here answered: "Dammit I can't. My eyeballs are connected with my upper lip. If I smile my irises would shoot up to my brain."
Case #4: Patrick - Putanginang bata to asan ba nanay mo? Pati yang shower curtain niyo ginawa mo pang polo! Hala umuwi ka't laklakin mo yung Tiki-tiki ni Junior para tumaba-taba ka naman.
Case #5: Bhabe - I just don't understand this guy. Why does he take pleasure in criticizms? Why must he ask a question whose answer is literally and figuratively IN YOUR FACE? And obviously, his pic is a failed attempt at Adobe Photoshop.
Case #6: Henry - I've seen worst so this doesn't bother me much.
Case #7: Sherwin - I pity the girl. Walang nagmamahal sa kanya. Hindi man lang ba napansin ng nanay niya na NAPAKALAYO ng color, hue, brightness, saturation, tint ng face niya from the rest of her body? O ng tatay niya kaya? Si kuya? Si ate? Si lola? Si tita? O kaya yang bobong escort mo!
Case #8: Gelo - HOLY OVARIES OF MOTHER MARY! Hawig niya nga si Jericho Rosales..........NOT! Hmmmm.... he sorta-maybe-kinda-if-you-squint-hard enough-tilt-your-head-at-a-90-degree-angle looks like Jericho.
Case #9: George - Why must you christen your child with an English and pretty name if he looks like that! Dapat ang pangalan nyan eh Bentot o kaya Pentot or wag nalang bigyan ng pangalan. Alam mo yun para may 'air of mystery' effect siya, since his face isn't too mysterious naman... It's plain ugly.
Case #10: Chard - Spell Emote... I know about the importance of color coordination but must you really choose a background curtain that matches your hair, the colar of your shirt, your shirt itself, your wristwatch, ect. Ano yan balak niyang lagyan ng caption na "Hanapin niyo ko!"
Case #11: Grace - In the beginning, all there was of the universe was spacedust and this thing. It still exists now and feeds on planetoids, meteors and other space shit.^ That caption had me laughing so hard. I swear I was laughing hysterically for a full minute!
Case #12: Martha - Not something unusual for me actually. Baka kasi pre-graduation jitters lang yan. Ang alam ko kasi anxiety sometimes manifests itself on the person's eyes. It's either the eyes bug out or sink in. <<-- That's me trying to come up with a logical explanation for this girl's weird pose. It's a futile effort. ;D
Case #13: Melai - An ugly hermaphrodite, nothing more. If I were him/her/it I would've probably commited suicide a loooooong time ago. How can you carry on in life knowing that you bear such a repulsive face?
How? How, Melai? How do you do it?
Case #14: Billy - I therefore conclude that stupio pics are UGLY pics of equally ugly people.
Case #15: Mark - ........
Case #16: Guido - Kadiri naman.... I can't come up with witty comments coz I'm seriously creeped out. Ewwww....
Case #17: Rosario - This is the reason why I am against genetic engineering. Looks like genetic engineers found a way to combine human DNA with siopao. The result? Whatever the hell this is. ^^ The attached comment says it all.
Case #18: BJ - Holy Hell...... Use a razor GODDAMIT! Pluck, shave, lick, burn, toast, fry, do whatever just get rid of that disgusting unibrow! Yolando! Look! Look what you've done! Pinauso mo kasi yung unibrow! ;D
P.S: Sosyal naka-fold pa pala ang hands niya. Tangina ang kapal ng muka magpost ng pic! I wonder if these people ever question God, like "Why did you make me this ugly, God? Why, oh, why?"
Okay, I'll make this a personal mission. I shall personally ask God why He created such creatures.
*dials God's fone number*
*waits*
Okay, I did call and all I got was God's voicemail.....So then I asked HIM the million dollar question, and to call me back immediately because it was imperative that I found out.
So don't worry. On the 7th day he rests so I'll be expecting the call on Sunday. By then, one of the mysteries of life will be unveiled. I'm excited to find out.
*skips Cases 19-22*Case #23: Loren - Alam niyo, hindi ako natawa dito sa pic kasi seriously nakakatakot nga siya eh. Just look at it. I'm dead serious. Nakakatakot talaga. I'm sure 0 ang friends niya.
Case #25: Phil - Naaasar ako dito, feelers talaga. Isang kilong lipgloss naman ang suot. Bading ka gago! Mas cute pa aso ko sayo! Ugh! Naiinis talaga ko!
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Haaaaayy tinatamad nako mag-comment.