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Post by saladfingers on Feb 27, 2006 3:56:38 GMT -5
If you have some funny captures / pictures / photos post them here. Might as well put some witty captions to add to the fun. Happy posting!  |
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Post by saladfingers on Feb 27, 2006 3:59:37 GMT -5
Okay, here's my first post:  Psycho Bunny: I can't understand why those Playboy bastards chose to market their porn junk using my pic. I just can't take it anymore!! |
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Post by saladfingers on Feb 27, 2006 4:09:06 GMT -5
Here's more from Smallville. Sorry if the pics are large, didn't have time to edit/minimize them   Clark: "So mom, did you buy me those cute and cuddly barbie dolls?"  Martha: Son, boys don't play with dolls. I bought you some toy guns instead.  Clark: I don't want guns! I need those barbies. Please tell me you bought me the pink one.  Martha: Nope, I didn't. Sorry.  Clark: Yes, you did! I can see it in your pocket! Hand it over!  Martha: Oh, okay *pretends to hug him but then tackles him down*  Clark: Ugh...  Martha: Super strength my ass! Hmph! |
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Post by saladfingers on Feb 27, 2006 4:31:01 GMT -5
I just had a truckload of Smallville pics sent to my mail, so prepare for more funny caps! Here's another:  Clark: Zzzzzz....  Lex: ...Clark?  Clark: *jumps out of bed* Jesus Christ! Lex?! What the fuck am I doing in your bed??!  Lex: Whoa... hey, calm down. I know we kind of rushed into things last night but--  Clark: Nothing happened last night! This never happened, do you understand?! I-I love Lana. I mean... I'm uh... I'm not gay...  Lex: I can't believe I'm hearing this... Just last night, you were so passionate. *on the verge of tears*  Clark: I've gotta go.  Lex: No! Clark, wait... *door slams*  Lex: Nooo.... Meanwhile:  Clark: I'm sorry... I--I can't do this...  Lana: Hey, what's wrong?  Clark: Nothing...It's just...  Lana: This is about Lex, isn't it? Clark: *whispers* Uh-oh...  Clark: What?! Of course not. How could you think that?  Lana: Please don't lie to me. Please, Clark...  Clark: Uhm.........  Lana: *gasps* Oh my god....  Lana: I can't believe this... This whole time, I've been banging with a gay guy...  Clark: Lana... please try to understa--  Lana: Get out, you sorry bastard!  Clark: I'm really sorry... *leaves* ----- ;D Hehehe sorry, I just watched Brokeback Mountain... So yeah.... Dammit. I still can't get those yucky visuals out of my head  |
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Post by saladfingers on Feb 27, 2006 4:52:00 GMT -5
 Clark: Lana, I uh - I have a confession to make. Lana: What?  Clark: Uh... I'm not really sure how to say this, but um... *takes in a deep breath* Your'e wearing too muck pink you look like a fluffy pink easter bunny. A gay bunny, actually. It's disgusting. I'm beginning to wonder why lightning hasn't struck you yet.  Lana: Why you....  Lana: I can't believe you Clark. I never insulted you when when I caught you wearing your mom's fugly red lace thong. And now you're knocking my style? You have no right!  Clark: That was not red, it was green. Look, Lana don't get mad... I'm just being honest. Just look at yourself... your scarf, your trench coat, the headband, your shoes. It's all pink! It's ridiculous!  Lana: So you want honesty? Well, I'll give you honesty... It's over Clark. And oh, by the way I sold all your barbie collections, you whore!  Clark: Shit! |
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Post by saladfingers on Feb 27, 2006 4:56:34 GMT -5
Okay, this one's pretty short.  Lana: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout" Clark: "Lana, what the hell are you doing..." Lana: "Here is my handle...here is my spout" Clark: "Heh...no, she's not with me" |
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Post by tEchNY|koLouR|gEek on Feb 27, 2006 20:39:30 GMT -5
har har.. ang kulet...  |
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 1, 2006 5:18:28 GMT -5
Here's more: One day in Smallville Land... Clark: Hey guys! How you doing? Chloe: Oh shit! Damn it Lana! I told you to hide the stash!  Chloe: Shit...Clark: Lana? What's going on?  Lana: Wha? Whoa... I'm so high right now... I see purple people. Do--do you see pur---ple people, Claaaark?  Clark: Chloe, have you and Lana been smoking weed again?  Chloe: Uhm... Actually, we we're just trying out Lana's new cabbage salad! Yeah, that's right! So yeah...  Clark: Oh don't give me that bullshit, Chloe. You have been smoking, haven't you?  Clark: Can I have some? Promise I won't tell. |
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 1, 2006 5:35:31 GMT -5
 Lex: So Clark, did I tell you that my company Luthorcorp is working on a new line of soft drinks? Here, have a taste.  Clark: Oh wow free taste! Mmm-hmmm... this is really good, Lex! 5 minutes later...  Clark: Whoa... I feel weird  Clark: Huh??  Clark: Who's there?? God, is that you?  Clark: I feel funny.... I see purple people... Lana's right. There really are purple people. That girl is so smart.  Clark: Man, I must be trippin  Lex: Clark, are you okay? You're acting strange. Moments later... Lex: Clark? Clark?!  Lex: I guess that new date-rape drug really does work... Thank you Lord!  Lex: *looks at Clark passed out on the floor* Hmmm.... Don't get me wrong I love Lex's character, just that most of his screen shots are the funniest. |
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 1, 2006 6:00:54 GMT -5
 Clark: But dad, today is Hugging day! I want a hug from my daddy. Jonathan: Don't get me started, boy! I have never in my entire life seen a teenage boy so clingy like you are. *glances back* And walk like a man! You're embarassing me.  Uncle Wopat: Ok boys, let's head to the wrestling match! Get in the car. Jonathan: Hear that Clark? That's what real men should be doing -- watching manly sports not going around begging for a hug. Clark: Uh-huh *Doesn't listen to his dad and eyes his Uncle Wopat instead* Hmm... Maybe Uncle Wopat would give me a hug... *smiles*  Uncle Wopat: Before we head out, I've got something to show you guys. Jonathan, look at my large barbie colletion. Pretty neat, huh? It took me 20 years to collect all of them. Just look at the one in the Hawaian dress. She's sooo cute.  Jonathan: You've got to be kidding me! You're collecting barbie dolls? What the fuck are you? Clark: Wow... Uncle Wopat has the widest collcetion of barbie dolls that I have ever seen... This is so cool. Can you give me a hug?  Uncle Wopat: Why of course, Clark. C'mere! Clark: Yay! Jonathan: Hmmm... maybe this hugging thing isn't so bad after all. *clears throat suggestively* Aheeem... Hey Wopat buddy, give me a hug will you!  Uncle Wopat: No problem! Hugging people is my favorite past time! Whoot! Whoot!  Jonathan: *gets teary eyed* Oh. My. God. I have never felt sooo loved. *tightens hug* Clark: I'm so proud of you, dad. Welcome to our world. After 65 more hugs exchanged... Jona-"mae": Ok girlfriends, let's forget about that stupid wrestling match and just head straight to the barbie doll exhibit 2 blocks down.  "Aunt" Wopat: Good thinking, girlfriend. Let's go! I'm so excited!  "Aunt" Wopat: Oh shit, I'm stuck! Ugh I can't move! *whispers to himself* Dammit, I think I just ripped my pantyhose.  Jona-"mae" *giggles* That's coz you've got a big butt. I bet you've been exercising like mad to copy JLo's godawful bootie, haven't you?  "Aunt" Wopat: What?? How'd you know?  Jona-"mae": Oh nothing... *hums 'I'm a barbie girl'* |
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 1, 2006 8:16:17 GMT -5
 Lois: *hums happily* La la la la la... *pauses when she hears something akin to a cow groaning*  Clark: *sings Mariah Carey's Dreamlover* Woohooo... Dreamlover come rescue me... Yeaaaahhh....Take me up, take me down... Take me anywhere you want to baby now.. I need you sooo desperately... *Does a Mariah Carey trademark squeal*  Lois: What the fuck.... ----- It's pretty short, I know... I'm running out of ideas. |
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Post by mszweird0o on Mar 1, 2006 9:04:57 GMT -5
go go go ghindie... whohoooo!!! galing galing.. haha! nakakatawa tlga! haha! yahoooo!!! [parang gago.. oa ang dating ko.. hehe] basta.. super enjoy ako.
i wonder why you make gay comics.. haha! sobrang gay tawa ako ng tawa.. hihihihihihi...
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Post by saladfingers on Mar 1, 2006 18:57:48 GMT -5
Wala lang, they're the most fun to make kasi...
Anwyay, off topic... may sinend ba sayo si Tin na email? Ang weird kasi...
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Post by life.love.light on Mar 2, 2006 23:07:38 GMT -5
hey..anong email?! may sinend ba ko? duh?!
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i'm laughing my ass off in the internet cafe you bitch! but, why make tom a gay?! hmp..pero tol..nakakatawa talaga!
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Post by life.love.light on Mar 2, 2006 23:10:31 GMT -5
nga pala..some of the pics don't show..ay mabagal lang pala mag-load..sorry..
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